Teddy Bear Down!

I was greeted by this scene quite near my cabin as I went to look at the Suez Canal the other day.
A giant teddy bear was ripped in some very strange places and lay on the floor.

The security office was right nearby so I poked my head in to talk to the Indian security guys there.
Me: “I’d like to report a murder scene..”
Them “What?”
Me: “A murder scene… I’d like to report a..”
Them “What?”
Me: “A teddy bear murder.. It seems a Teddy bear was murdered in the hall..”
Them (seriously) “Yes, we have already written a full report on the Teddy Bear” (Huh??!)
Me: “Ok, but you need chalk, you know, to outline the body..”