I have started a Rock ‘n Roll shirt liberation front. My theory being, if enough of them disappear, we won’t have to wear them anymore. I plan to set one free in each port of call. Re-purpose them in India. Give them to the lepers. Somebody who will really appreciate and love a pink and white striped shirt with a pink polka-dotted cumberbun and bowtie. Because pink striped shirts need love, too.