>The cruise director stands on stage and tells jokes when the show is finished. The band sits and waits. We shuffle in our seats. It’s already past midnight. The longer he talks, the more time it is before we can end our day. The Bar is waiting. Another joke comes.
“Next month we are holding a dyslexic convention. The dates are November 3 through 10th.”
The band laughs. Wait, the band is laughing?
“I mean, November 10 through 3rd”
I am doubled over on my bench sobbing. This is the funniest thing I have heard all day. .